Khloe Kardashian filled in for Chelsea Handler on Wednesday’s “Chelsea Lately,” and opened the show by mocking the ridiculous tabloid rumors about her and her family.


The reality star told the audience, “I know this might be shocking, but all the stories they print are 100 percent false.”

Kardashian went on to say, “Probably the biggest rumor floating out there is that O.J. Simpson is my dad,” joking, “Well, I really hope that’s not the case because I did f**k him once.”

Later in the show, Kardashian hilariously made fun of Kris Jenner, comparing the momager to Justin Bieber’s hard-partying dad Jeremy.

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